Would you kindly?

LIKE PAGES.

ergh these like pages are getting ridiculous, like seriously some of the things you all like make me want to reach out and slap your fucking wrist for pressing like, I never really saw the point in like pages when they first became popular but occasionally joined one but then one day I decided no fuck this, it’s getting out of hand people are liking like 50 pages per day, so i stopped and now you can like something even though its not on facebook :S its on some peasant website made specifically for liking things? which first off that just mindfucks me as I don’t know why you would ever make such a thing but secondly they are SOOOO FUCKING STUPID. like I’ve spent countless nights reading these out to Joe and all the boys on live (Get over it I love my xbox.) and they are just ridiculous! heres a sample of what some dumb cunts have decided reflects their personality and life experiences. 

• First “Dynamite” then “Firework” then “grenade” what’s next “nuclear bomb”? - that’s about as funny as my desk on acid, which considering it cannot intake substances would be a spectacularly boring thing to see. I mean really? first off a firework isn’t exactly in the same league as a grenade or stick of dynamite is it? so therefore I concur that no Nuclear bomb will not be next and that if you like this you have no semblance of humour. 
• Girl: hang out tonight? Boy: I cant I’m hanging out with someone else. Girl: who? Boy: the most beautiful, special amazing girl in the world girl: Oh          5 minutes later the doorbell rings Girl: why are you here? Boy: I told you I was coming over - okay first off the fucking group doesn’t make any sense at all because he says he can’t in the first place thus defeating the object of a corny reunion on her front doorstep. second off if you are a girl that finds this cute then march round the back of my garden and stand against my shed facing it with your hands cuffed behind you I will be out with armed with my firearm shortly. 
• Boy: make a C with your right hand Girl: okay *makes a C with her hand* Boy:  *smiles and makes a C with his hand placing it next to hers* Girl: A heart? Boy: no my stomach and its empty, make me a sandwich - I just, I just don’t get why this is funny. I appreciate a sandwich joke as well as the next sexist joke loving male but that isn’t a joke. that’s an abomination and you should have been thrown in a bin at birth for thinking that up. 

I just dont get these groups people!? theyre so fucking awful and they genuinely make me lose faith in humanity because I am part of a race that thinks of these things. I’m not clever by any stretch of the imagination but fuck your life if you join them because you have stamped across your head the mark of a cuntslug. and if you make statuses abotu groups you have seen that compare to your relationship life/ love life then prepare to be hunted down with a nailed up plank. 

yeah I have hardly been on here over Christmas as I thought it only right to enjoy my family and presents while it lasted! granted my presents are still entertaining me and I’d just like to say OMFG I HAVE A GAY FISH T SHIRT. Emma gets all credit for buying me that what a tank <3 and its nice I’m chuffed with the quality! and also I now have Kinect which is fantastic and i’d recommend to anyone! however it is quite weird the way you can speak to it and it does things, still haven’t got over that yet. my next grinds my gears will be on Facebook like pages as I have spent too many nights on Xbox live whining about them to Joe and not enough time putting sed whining into rant speak. cheers and good night. 

these things shall be watched over christmas.

• doctor Who it has gotta be done hasn’t it! every year! even though half the time its just them bringing the Daleks out of the frigging store cupboard because BBCs budget was dying but it looks to have been revitalised this season. Yeah its Doctor Who I like it fuck off if you don’t. BUT! and this is a big but that does not lie even though other brothers may deny; TORCHWOOD is better. its more adult more cool and just better entertainment :/ sorry doctor

• Top gear Christmas special! I have no doubt that this will be fantastic and that afterwards there will be many conversations on xbox live about how class it was afterwards and how we all want to go to Iraq now. that is definitely going to happen that is where I want to go when I have finished school. 
• Shrek 3. watched Shrek 1 today and was reminded of its brilliance so now I am motivate to watch the whole series so I’ll watch Shrek 2 tomorrow and Shrek 3 on friday! I noticed whilst watching it today how original the way its made, It’s not just a cartoon with funny elements it pokes fun at modern society and fairy tales in very creative ways and I love it! 
• Royal Family Christmas special has been rumours and quite frankly wow if it is. the Nana special they did a few years back was brilliant but one of the saddest programmes Ive watched, was in bits after it! 
• Can’t think of anymore please tell me if there are good shows on I’m getting back into tv now! AND WHY ARE BRITAIN A SEASON BEHIND AMERICA WITH AMERICAN DAD AND FAMILY GUY! trust me the new christmas specials are amazing especially American dads! And I’m the only one thats seen them on time because I watch it illegally 

havent had a proper tv sesh in ages my chill night is sorted 

hmmm :S

If I could quit Facebook I really would love to. But I just can’t for the simple reason that through all this mind numbing shit that is displayed infront of my eyes most hours a day there is occasionally something social brought to my attention because of it. 

It’s such a boring website yet you sit there for hours upon hours reading these absolute dumbass fucknuggets stupid little habits and it passes the hours! how!? how does it do that! its incredible! Me and Joe laugh and cry daily and on some days hourly at some of these drooling idiots antics and decisions yet cannot for the life of us decipher what theirthought process was behind doing that action. I saw someone like a group called this the other day:

“Boy: Girl ur hot

Girl: No Im not

Boy Yes u are”

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN! is it really worth stretching that finger muscle? really? how can that go through your mind when you read that page for you to think that expresses my feelings accurately. 

then we have people who don’t spell at all properly! and like things they have done themselves? why do it. 

then we have people who actually copy facebook groups and make statuses about them? why do it. 

then we have people coming up with endless pictures of them and one other bored friend pulling funny faces at a Laptop that was bought “because I needed it for homework”  why do it. 

I could go on for hours but the only thing left to express my feelings about is Facebook themselves. STOP CHANGING THE FUCKING WEBSITE it is getting worse and worse and worse yet the old problems still remain the same. 

Dammit why am I addicted to this shit.

cheer the fuck up people! (yeah I know, I’m saying that) 

stop complaining about the snow! its amazing! and yes it ruins plans but fuck it only comes once a year and were lucky enough to have it at Christmas time as well so enjoy! I couldn’t go to a party last night and was gutted but ah well its Christmas! I’m actually looking forward to this one! half of you are complaining about not being able to get into town to buy Christmas presents. heres a quick thought. Why didn’t you buy them presents at a more reasonable time of the year before the rush started and when you had the chance to buy a present with care and thought instead of haste and rashness. 

You all complain about us never getting snow an how winters going to be amazing but then you get back to facebook and get all moody over it! its one of the first white Christmas’s we will see in Newport so enjoy it! 

and also can I say how good the quality of TV on offer is at christmas time. I’d rather be out in the snow but obviously at this time and with my cold it’s a fucking good second option!

little-acorns:

“DRINK.DANCE.PULL.

One of South Wales’ Sickest Dubstep 6th Form/ College Party. 
Some seriously monster dubstep coming to you from the relentless, DJ MYK.
Door Entry: Girls £2/ Boys £4.”

LMFAO. I’d rather watch paint dry. 

worst. thing. ever.