Found £6.60 in my pocket though!?!?!?
*inserts Big Sean lyrics*
“I’m ‘bout to spend it all on me, i’m worth it *cheeky chuckle*”
tru… (2 chains voice)
**** *2 Chainz voice*
Dat Uniform lol. Sometimes I think to myself How don’t I get mauled walking out the house lol.
i’m gonna start screening girls like this
first date, gotta eat cereal with water, if she ain’t bout it, i’m finna leaver her stranded in a remote place for 2 days, if she still don’t change her ways
we ain’t meant to be
how to bust it open
lmao ^
(Source: aspiring-inspiration)
abucktoothedgirlfromluxembourg:
Went for a jog today.
actually I got chased by a dog. ran all the way screaming.
did you outrun it
Some of these Facebook famous kids are ugly as fuck, wouldn’t want the fame, the sucks, the having to say obvious shit so your dumb demographic claps its seal hands
There go Joanne thirsty ass
(Source: crippledbypizza)